hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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officialmalira:

so i wrote a poem

its called “him”

The way I would look at you

You do not remember

the way you would look at me

I will never forget

raininjvly:

hey lil buddy if u haven’t heard this today i think ur cute and im glad ur alive and if u ever feel down know that u can get through this cause i believe in u friend

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datkarkatass:

the-stars-descend:

the-stars-descend:

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

You matter

this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen

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gryffindorgeek7777:

mad-piper-with-a-box:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.
If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.
Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.
And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.

gryffindorgeek7777:

mad-piper-with-a-box:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.

If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.

Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.

And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

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kissesforyourloving:

prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

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carry-on-my-wayward-ass-kicker:

the—fandom—has—claimed—me:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

basedgosh:

HELLO BOYS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE SAD IF THE GIRL YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL HER A WHORE/SLUT/PRUDE BITCH ETC AND THINK YOURE ENTITLED TO HER NETHER REGIONS

I started to read that in Crowley’s voice but as I got further on it slowly turned into Thor.

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icelands-fridge:

*neptune voice* nice

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aerista-and-things:


Gif by lieutenantsmith

I just kind of want to talk about how each of the Lieutenants are taking the deaths.
So first we got Jensen and you can tell how heart broken she is. How she hangs her head and just falls into Smith’s arms. She looked up to Simmons and the fact she thinks he’s gone just hurts.
Then Smith probably feels the same way about Caboose. He fucking loved Caboose and wanted to protect him and made sure he didn’t get into trouble. But hell he respected him. And instead of probably crying, he just holds Jensen and tries to comfort her in their shared grief.
Palomo looks like he fucked up. Like he seriously thought that he’d see Tucker again because hey, it’s Tucker. He seemed to try to be what Tucker was and after losing a role model, he probably wished that he could have said something that wasn’t completely stupid or ignorant and somehow angering or annoying Tucker.
But the one I really like is Bitters. You can see it in how he just pauses before probably yelling and storming off how the news catches him off guard. In his Wiki it’s said that he mimicked Grif’s laziness and casual behavior, probably meaning, like Palomo, he was trying to be Grif. And Grif told all those stories about the adventures in Blood Gulch and Project Freelancer and thought hey if Grif can do it why can’t I? And then Grif’s dead and now he thinks, “How could he have died after everything he survived?” and probably wants to rethink everything. He’s furious and frustrated and is probably taking it the worst out of all of them.
They all in their own special way wanted to be like each of their captains. But now that their captain’s are gone, they probably think that they will end up like their captains. What’s the use in fighting if those worth fighting for are gone?

aerista-and-things:

Gif by lieutenantsmith

I just kind of want to talk about how each of the Lieutenants are taking the deaths.

So first we got Jensen and you can tell how heart broken she is. How she hangs her head and just falls into Smith’s arms. She looked up to Simmons and the fact she thinks he’s gone just hurts.

Then Smith probably feels the same way about Caboose. He fucking loved Caboose and wanted to protect him and made sure he didn’t get into trouble. But hell he respected him. And instead of probably crying, he just holds Jensen and tries to comfort her in their shared grief.

Palomo looks like he fucked up. Like he seriously thought that he’d see Tucker again because hey, it’s Tucker. He seemed to try to be what Tucker was and after losing a role model, he probably wished that he could have said something that wasn’t completely stupid or ignorant and somehow angering or annoying Tucker.

But the one I really like is Bitters. You can see it in how he just pauses before probably yelling and storming off how the news catches him off guard. In his Wiki it’s said that he mimicked Grif’s laziness and casual behavior, probably meaning, like Palomo, he was trying to be Grif. And Grif told all those stories about the adventures in Blood Gulch and Project Freelancer and thought hey if Grif can do it why can’t I? And then Grif’s dead and now he thinks, “How could he have died after everything he survived?” and probably wants to rethink everything. He’s furious and frustrated and is probably taking it the worst out of all of them.

They all in their own special way wanted to be like each of their captains. But now that their captain’s are gone, they probably think that they will end up like their captains. What’s the use in fighting if those worth fighting for are gone?

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purrrsuit-of-happinesss:

This girl is her high school football teams quarterback. The cheerleader is her girlfriend

purrrsuit-of-happinesss:

This girl is her high school football teams quarterback. The cheerleader is her girlfriend

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